A lil' bit of everythaang

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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(Source: tonydinozzos, via pizza)

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster, via perks-of-being-chinese)

bufferlimitexceeded:

Someone waited a long time to write this headline.

bufferlimitexceeded:

Someone waited a long time to write this headline.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via pizza)

foxgrl:

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

foxgrl:

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

(Source: heatnap, via kissmytacoshell)